Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for viagra. How can I stop all this click here junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even want. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts
You know you're so smart, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.